ohitsdanny:

To install iOS 8 on your Apple device, you may have to free up some space by deleting apps and photos, clearing out your loft, selling your car, burning all your clothes and putting grandma into a home.

  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

if you cant do this with ur boo u aint in the right relationship

virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

mostly-jensen:

Not Trying vs. Really Not Trying

MY BABY

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.